For this morning, the obvious

This is an amusing tidbit of truth, sent to me by a friend, that does indeed put the obvious in humorous fashion:

Two men are in the doctor’s office waiting to get vasectomies. A
nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns
while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back,
reaches under one man’s gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he
asks, “What the hell are you doing? To which she replies, “We have to
vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure.”Not wanting
to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her
task. The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns
to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise, she drops to
her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job. The first
man, surprised too, asks, “Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a
hand job and he gets blow job?” The nurse says, “That, my dear sir, is
the difference between Obama insurance & Blue Cross/Blue Shield.

You MUST admit the truth within.