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We know Rand Paul can do it


He can go 13 hours non-stop without a teleprompter, when TEH WON can’t go 13 minutes minus TOTUS.

GOP Senators Threaten to Filibuster Gun Control Legislation after Reid vows to Forge Ahead

Those miserable fucking commie imperialists are only going to learn the hard way I’m afraid.

If that email from the TEA Party command center doesn’t come up for you, go here.

  1. upaces88 permalink
    03/26/2013 12:53

    I “was” (past tense, the operative word here!)….”was” doing my happy dance when he stood up to everyone in that 13 hr filibuster. Then he turned right around and stomped on his own foot with the “illegals” issue!!!

    This is my solution:
    1) Have those that are already here — register (just like our ancestors did at Ellis Island);
    2) Background checks are a MUST;
    3) After they register, they MUST attend classes to learn to read and speak English (most community colleges offer classes);
    4) They must learn the Constitution; Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence (and be tested);
    5) They must then go before a judge to be sworn in as an American Citizen.
    6) The men “must” join the Military if he is under 30 years of age.
    7) They must have a health Check

    The adults will NEVER receive Social Security benefits because they have not paid into it.
    They are NOT to receive food stamps for the same reason. They have never paid into the system to warrant receiving food stamps.

    8) Put the Military on the border. Place signs at every major path where they come into the U.S. Also run ads in all the major newspapers; and give a press release to every major TV station in Mexico.
    IF shot crossing the border “illegally, any lawsuits will not be accepted in any U.S. court.

    Individuals who hire illegals will be fined $25,000 per person (prior to this, the fine was only $250 here in Texas;
    Corporations who hire illegals will be fined $50,00 per person;

    It is illegal to house illegals. It is already in law that Real Estate Sales Reps as well as apartments cannot rent to them. They do anyway. FINE THEM MUCH MORE HEAVILY and if it is the 2nd offense, they should lose their real estate license and/or be put in jail.

    Community Colleges allow them to register for school. They should also be heavily fined.

    To stop the illegals (and dope runners) from crossing the borders, put the Military on the border. Prior to
    that, run an ad in every major newspaper in Mexico, Central America that they will be shot if caught trying to cross the border. NO LAW SUITS WILL BE HONORED BY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

    And, YES, there will be profiling…Anyone who is a U.S. citizen will NOT have a problem proudly showing their Drivers License, correct legal papers; or any other proof. THEY ARE, AFTER ALL, INVADING OUR COUNTRY and this has to be stopped and they will agree with us.

  2. 03/26/2013 12:55

    Love it!

  3. upaces88 permalink
    03/26/2013 12:59

    It isn’t rocket science! You know they have thought about it…they just HAVE NOT DONE IT!

    For grins, sometime, Google what Mexico, Iran, Iraq, etc. do with illegals in their country!

    For a shocker? Google: Parkland Hospital/Dallas TX and the “illegals” they take care of.
    It is a “County” hospital which means that the citizens of Dallas end up paying for it!!

  4. 03/26/2013 13:09

    Illegal? No habla, motherfucker.

  5. upaces88 permalink
    03/26/2013 13:49

    I live in an adjacent County to Dallas..Collin County….about 35 to 45 min. from DT Dallas IF the traffic is smooth.
    I was grocery shopping one night, and these two illegals walked up to me, and the only thing they knew how to say in English was: “Where is Parkland Hospital?” They were in the wrong county!!!
    I, literally, threw my hands up in the air, shrugged my shoulders after saying “Dallas County.”
    She tried to stop me wanting me to write down the directions from there. I walked off.

  6. upaces88 permalink
    03/26/2013 13:51

    CM, I live on a relatively short block of about 15 homes (then the road curves and I don’t know who all lives there). On MY short block, we have “4” illegal families on my block alone. There are 700 homes in my addition. Good Lord! We are run over.

  7. 03/26/2013 13:55

    I don’t know how to fix that. Well, I do, but I’m not going to say it.

  8. upaces88 permalink
    03/26/2013 14:22

    I do understand.

  9. 03/26/2013 15:28

    2) Background checks are a MUST;

    That’s only for visgothy constitution fetishist tea baggers trying to exercise their natural right to defend themselves pursuant to a piece of the organic law when they are forced to ask for permission to exercise that right from the people that law was meant to protect us against. Any other use is just raaaaaaacist!!!!

    And of course if you disagree with the common sense abrogation of your right to protect your self from economic rape by a ravenous an insatiable and doomed to societal second class citizenry by vengeful racial spoils men bent on their perverted vision of “social justice” you may just be an anti-semitic bigot.

    via Jeff Goldstein @ protein wisdom
    As you may notice if Mr Goldstein were anti-semitic that would make him a self hating jew.

    Of course no one is a bigger anti-semitic bigot(or bigot of any kind) than the Wrong Revrin’ Al Sharpton so I guess he probably can spot one from all the meetings.

    If your not from the Northeast you may not remember the greasy headed, pudding brained, marble mouthed, race baiting “Reverend” Al is notorious for more than just the Tawanna Brawley hoax.

    Just a question to finish this little discursion. Has it occurred to anyone else that Bloomberg is yiddish for Fascist?


    That is a great list.

    One quibble.

    Make them “legal” but at no point do they get to be American citizens(we don’t want them to be able to vote for a share of our hard earned and deprecating earning) nor do they get financial support from the tax payer. Unless they self deport to their homeland for a year(or longer) and then come through a regular port of entry they do not get the full benefit of staying here. They can work and not be hassled but because their first act was to violate our laws and by being here without our consent continued to break the law they cannot be conferred the full rights and privileges of being here. Also any progeny do not get to be “natural born citizens”. They must be naturalized upon reaching majority. They can stay but until they go through the naturalization regime they should be denied the right to political participation.

  10. 03/26/2013 15:48

    Hot DAMN! FX, you are ON!

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