Everyone knows what an idiot Ovomit is, right?
This is one of the better ones it has EVER pulled. Sweet Jesus, what a fucking fool!
ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”
The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.
Oooooo, buddy, it done fucked up. In public, and not just a little bit. Read the rest, you’ll love it. I somehow get the feeling this idiot really IS trying to start WW III. Maybe we can just borrow some Spetsnaz and get this government sorted out?
Mr. Putin, I’m pretty sure you’ve got the intel we need, yes? Share it.