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6/24/2016 12:01:00 AM – Wayne Allyn Root I am a Jew turned evangelical Christian. I am also a passionate supporter of Donald Trump. I have a message for Christians who don’t like Donald Trump: “YOU’RE MISSING THE BOAT.” Christians have Trump all wrong. God sends messages in many forms. You’re just not listening. God is talking, but you’re eyes and ears are closed. Here’s a famous joke about God and how he talks to us. “A deeply faithful Christian man is stuck on roof of home with massive flooding up to 2nd floor. Rowboat comes. He says “No, I’m waiting for God. I’ve prayed and I know he’s coming.” 2ndrowboat. “No, I’m waiting for God.” 3rd rowboat. “No, I’m waiting for God.” Water rises. The man drowns. Now he’s meeting God in heaven. The religious man says “Where were you God? I prayed. I was faithful. I asked you to save me. Why would you abandon me?” God says, “Hey dummy, I sent you 3 rowboats. Are you blind?” Did you ever consider Trump is our rowboat?
Maybe God is trying to tell us something
important- that now is not the time for a
“nice Christian guy” or a “gentleman” or a
typical Republican powder puff. Maybe now
is the time for a natural born killer, a
ruthless fighter, a warrior.
Because right about now we need a miracle,
or America is finished.
Maybe the rules of gentleman don’t apply
here. Maybe a gentleman and “all-around
nice Christian” would lead us to slaughter.
Or do you want another Mitt Romney, Bob
Dole, John McCain, Gerald Ford or Paul
Ryan? Did any of them win? Did they lead
the GOP to “the promised land?” Did they
change the direction of America? No,
because if you don’t win, you have no say.
Paul Ryan couldn’t even deliver his own
And as leader of the House, Paul Ryan rolls
over to Obama like my dog rolls over for a
scrap of food, or a steak bone. He’s a useful
idiot. Nice, but obedient. I mean Paul
Ryan…not my dog. My dog is actually a
pretty good defender and loyal.
Maybe God is knocking on your door so
loud, but you’re not listening. Maybe God
understands we need a “war leader” at this
moment in time. Maybe God understands if
we don’t win this election, America is dead.
It’s over. The greatest nation in world
history will be gone. Finished. Kaput. Adios.
And with one last breath, maybe what we
need to save us at the last second, is
someone different. Someone you haven’t
ever experienced before- because you
weren’t raised in rough and tumble New
York where nothing good gets
accomplished unless you’re combative,
aggressive, outrageous, on offense at all
times, and maybe just a tad arrogant too.
Someone with a personality you’ve never
seen on stage at your church.
Maybe, just maybe, being a nice
gentlemanly Christian would not beat
Hillary, and her billion dollars, and her best
friends in the media who will unleash the
dogs of hell upon the GOP nominee.
I guess you think God is only nice and
gentlemanly. Really? Then you’ve missed
the whole point of the Bible. When
necessary God is a pretty tough guy. When
necessary, God strikes with pain, death and
destruction. When necessary, God inflicts
Maybe you think God couldn’t possibly be
associated with someone like Trump.
Trump is too vicious, rude and crude.
When we won WWII, was God “nice?” Were
we gentlemanly when defeating Hitler?
Were we gentlemanly when firebombing
Germany? Were we gentlemanly when
dropping atomic bombs on Japan? Is God
ever “nice” on the battlefield? Or does he
send us vicious SOB’s like General George
S. Patton, so the good guys can defeat evil?
It’s pretty clear to me God sends unique
people to be “war leaders.” That’s a
different role than a pastor or church
leader. God understands that.
Maybe God purposely sent Trump instead
of the nice Republican powder puffs like
Paul Ryan, or Mitt Romney, or John Kasich
because he wants us to win.
And maybe it’s time to re-define “nice.”
Maybe Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan aren’t
nice at all- because they led us to defeat.
And losing again would mean the end of
America. And God can’t allow that.
Maybe Romney and Ryan mean well, but
the road to hell is paved with good
Or maybe they’re just jealous they had their
chance and blew it. Maybe they’d rather
help elect Hillary than allow a Trump victory
that would make them look weak, feckless
I was reading the Bible this morning and I
found the perfect verse that explains the
success of Donald Trump…
“Even the youths shall faint and be weary,
And the young men shall utterly fall, But
those who wait on the Lord Shall renew
their strength;They shall mount up with
wings like eagles,They shall run and not be
weary,They shall walk and not faint.” (Isiah
It’s almost like God created this verse for
Donald Trump and this moment in history.
Trump is our energy. More energy than any
candidate EVER. He took on the 16 best
candidates in GOP history…all younger
than him…all with better political
credentials…and destroyed them with his
energy. You mean that kind of energy in a
70-year old isn’t inspired by God?
Trump renews our strength. Or does the alltime
record turnout and all-time record
votes for a GOP presidential primary
candidate not define “strength?”
With Trump we mount up with wings like
eagles. With Trump as our leader there is
nothing we can’t do. Any man that can build
skyscrapers in Manhattan and vanquish 16
presidential opponents, while spending
almost nothing…can lead us to the heights
With Trump we run, we are not weary. Just
when we get tired of the fight against
Obama, Hillary, big government, big
business, big media, big unions…just when
it all seems impossible to overcome the
powerful forces of evil… along comes
Trump to re-energize us.
Trump inspires us. Trump gives us hope.
Trump gives us confidence in victory.
Trump gives us just a touch of arrogance.
Maybe God understands that’s exactly what
we need right at this late stage to save
God is about miracles. We don’t need a
“nice guy” or a “gentleman” right now. It’s
the 4th quarter and we’re losing 14-0. We
need a miracle.
So let me repeat my message to Christians:
“YOU’RE MISSING THE BOAT.”
I believe Trump is our miracle. I believe
Trump is our rowboat.
Except he’s more like a battleship!
No one is saying Trump is perfect. No one
is saying Trump is a perfect conservative.
But he is a patriot. He is a warrior. He is a
capitalist. He is the right man, at the right
Yes, he’s a bit rude and crude and
offensive. But that may make him the
perfect warrior to save America, American
exceptionalism, capitalism and Judeo-
The choice should be easy for Christians.
It’s Trump…or it’s the end of the America.